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2010So Sexy It’s Not Sexy
Saturday was spent largely at the pool, drinking margaritas (sometimes upside-down) and hanging out with friends.
We had hoped to fit in a special dinner before our Cirque de Soleil show, but one of the key participants couldn’t toe the timeline. So we made the best of it, and went with Plan B.The frenetic pace of the week had taken some, but by no means all, of the energy out of us, and the result was both a lovely afternoon and a mellow dinner where the talk was easy and friendly, at a slower pace.
I was happy for the opportunity to talk with some of the girls I hadn’t had one-on-one time with…
On With the Show
Then the pace picked up again, and we were off, first back to the suite to pick up the tickets, and then to Zumanity, which we made with nary a minute to spare.
The show they put on is nothing short of awe-inspiring.
Gorgeous bodies in all shapes and flavors – man, woman, black, white, large, small, straight, gay, lesbian and trans – bawdy humor, feats of strength and grace… wow!
To say there was a man spinning inside a large metal ring, or a woman hula hooping up and down a 5-storey rope, or a couple defying gravity in their sexual acrobatics, or two naked women dancing and slithering and writhing with each other into and out of a large bowl of water… these don’t begin to describe the spectacle!
…but it was all so strangely… unarousing! (Now is not the time to speculate on why, and I don’t even have a working theory yet.)
A Show of Our Own
As we filed out of the theater, a few of us resolved to get out on the strip and take a few nice shots. (Why should this moment be different than the rest of the week – I had over 1,000 shots by that time, but no matter…)
It is an understatement to say that we cannot walk through a casino or on the strip unnoticed… even in a jaded city like Las Vegas. No doubt, most of the spectacle was provided by my friends, next to whom I look like some small town girl. After all, they were each over 6’ tall with bright blonde hair and dressed in shiny PVC, while I was a demure little redhead, barely 5’9” in heels and a floral print dress.
But that works for all of us.



Jennifer Long
Darling, you are anything BUT a demure small town girl! In the lands of neon and naughty notions D and I may draw generous camera strobe fire but the brightest star on that walk was YOU. Over and over I was touched by what a warm sweet person you are. I felt incredibly lucky that you chose to hang with us.
I do love your writing girl but the real person behind them is even more wonderful to experience.
Huggles,
Jennifer
janie
I’m not sure what I’ve done to deserve your abundant generosity, but I am over the moon about it. I am so touched, but seriously, I look up to both you and D, and not just because you’re both so much taller than I am. I am truly blessed by your friendship.